It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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