I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Terrible idea I love it
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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