im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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