Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
false alarm, still single
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