You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
