i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I need to align my fucking chakras
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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