my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Randomize
