The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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