no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
So. Much. Porn.
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