Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
so much tequila, so little girl.
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