At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm too high and old for this...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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