And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.