I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.