? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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