Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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