Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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