so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
do nipples grow back?
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