Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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