This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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