you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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