OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I am mentally ready for anal.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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