Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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