This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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