so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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