These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The Olympian is in my bed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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