He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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