just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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