I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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