quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
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bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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