i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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