its not stalking. its research.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
