take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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