Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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