Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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