peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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