doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Fuck appropriateness.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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