That's intense
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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