just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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