I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
