my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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