Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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