Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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