he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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