I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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