so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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