to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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