It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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