YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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