Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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