no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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