Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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