I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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