You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Randomize
