My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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