i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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