is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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